The redesign of the Victoria and Albert Museum courtyard has created a brilliant new habitat - not just for us earthlings (especially the so-called three-foot people) but also for extra-terrestrials, who have adopted the deserted fountain as a spacecraft landing site for nocturnal human-history class excursions.
Proof for this was found by Studio Bec, when with a team of highly acclaimed specialists, we excavated some of the most astounding alien artefacts ever seen by man in the courtyard of the V&A. Highlights among the finds were a fossilised alien wig, interstellar size-changing blowships, organically grown semi-robotic toothbrushes, dream and wish-generators as well as a triple-cryogenic pet-carrier for slugs from outer space.

Thank you for everyone who helped us excavate during the V&A Village Fete.